Humans and their FriendshipCh5

"Jesus Christ, Zim, haven't you ever played a video game before?" Gaz asked as her and Zim were playing a video game called 'Pain Piggy" that Zim had.
"Yes! I'm just...letting you win, ha!"

"GAME OVER, PLAYER 1 (Gaz) WINS. PLAYER 2, YOU SUCK." the game said.

"See?"
"Hmph!" Zim threw the controler on the ground.
"TAAAAQUIIIIITOOOOOOOSS!" Gir screamed from the lab.
"GRRRR, THAT ROBOT DRIVES ME CRAZY! I'll be back!"

Gaz was sitting on the couch looking at everything in the room. Yeah, she's been in his house before but never actually LOOKED at it.

"Hmm..." Gaz said as she got up to look around. She went into the kitchen.
"I Eat Food...and a toilet...nice."

Gaz then saw that the toilet was actually an entrance to his lab. She shrugged and went down to it.

"MAKE ME TAAAAAQUITOOOOOOOOS!"
"WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE THEM!!!!!???????"
Gaz heard Zim and Gir arguing.

Zim turned around and saw Gaz looking at all his stuff, and she was just about to pick up one of his lasers...

"HEY!!! YOU FILTHY HUMAN, PUT THAT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!"

He ran towards her, but she planted her hand on his face to hold him back.

"PHUT THE LASSURH DWN!"
"Shut up, Zim." She told him as she studied the laser.
"PHUT IT DWWWWN!"

She put it down and let go of his face.

"Gyaaah! Now don't touch ANYTHING! WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOWN HERE!?!"
"Does it matter?"
"YE- uh...no, I guess not, BUT STILL!!!!! *sigh* COMPUTER!!!!"
"Yes Zim...."
"Clean this! It's been contaminated by human germs!" Zim said picking up the laser Gaz was holding. The computer grabed it with is robot arms, sprayed it with an anti-germ spray and gave it back to Zim. Gaz just looked at him like he was crazy.
"What?" Zim sternly said.
"You take things way to seriously Zim..." Gaz said, turning around and going back up to the main floor.
"And whats that suppose to mean!?!?! I'm on a mission!!!!!!!!!!!" Zim said, following her.
"I mean, you're taking this whole destroying the Earth crap too seriously. You're on another planet besides your home planet for God sakes, enjoy it while you can, then destroy it."
"ENJOY IT!?! HOW CAN I ENJOY IT WHILE IT HAS ALL OF YOU PIG-SMELLIES!!!"
"I think you're a pig-smelly..."
"WHAT!?!?"
"I think you're weird, you think we're weird, we're the same."
"I'M NOT WEIRD, YOU! YOU ARE THE WEIRD ONE!!!"
"Oh, come on!!! You're hierarchy is complete shit, I mean, whoever is the tallest gets to rule? What if the shortest guy on your planet was the smartest and the tallest guy was the dumbest, then what? They'd pick the tall dude instead? I find that weird."
"WELL WHAT DO YOU DO FOR YOUR EARTH RULER THEN!?!?!"
"First of all, stop screaming. We elect people, not by whose the tallest. But I gotta say, President Man sucks..."
"Well I- um..."
"Anything you'd like to say now?"
"Uh...no."
"So I win?"
"NO! NEVER!"
"...whatever."

Gaz opened the front door, still raining.

"Shit..."

She went back and sat on the couch waiting for the rain to stop. She knew she was already sick.

Zim looked at her.

"What's with that picture you were carrying around with you?"
"What?"
"The picture thingy! It doesn't seem like someone like you would carry a picture around!"

Gaz looked around for a second.

"...you better swear to God you wont tell anyone what I'm about to tell you, got it? Or else I will KICK your alien ass."
"O-okay." Zim said in fear.
"...it was my mom."
"Huh?"
"MY MOM! Today was the day she died."
"Wait, you mother died TODAY!?!?!"
"No! She died when I was 3, this is just the anniversary of when she died..."
"Oh...and how did she die? Tell me!"

Gaz gave a cold stare at Zim.

"It was a car accident while she was driving home. And everyone says that my dad did test on her and killed her in the process, which is completely not true..."

Gaz started going on about her mom. She could never really tell anyone about it since she had no friends...

"Usually you forget things when you were 3, but I remember it so clearly..."

Zim just stared at her and listened.

"She always told me never let anyone get in your way and told Dib to never stop believing in what you want to believe. She was always around too. Now my dad is either working or in his lab. I'm probably sounding like a whiny little kid, but, you have no idea, no fucking idea, what it's like to have parents then loose one."

She looked at Zim.

"But I wouldn't expect you to understand that since your parents were two sticks" She said referring to his robot arm parents.

She got up, walked out the door, and slammed it shut.

"HEY! WAIT! I- okay..." Zim wouldn't even try to catch up with her, who knows what she is capable of doing.

Gir walked in.

"HIYA MASTA! DID GAZZY LEAVE?"
"Yes Gir."
"WHY YOU SEEM SO SAD?"
"It's nothing, now go away."
...OKIEDOKIE!"